MECHANICALREV 0 · 1989 · WICHITA, KS
Mechanical performing in Hangar 4

MECHANICAL — BAND MAINTENANCE MANUAL

MECHANICAL

There is no turbulence. There is only insufficient understanding.

TYPEWichita Airframe Technical Metal
BASEWichita, Kansas
IN SERVICE1989–1998
OPERATORThrust Reverser Recordings

Five certificated persons. One argument about a B-flat. Tuned to A440 because the manual says so.

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Description and Operation

Mechanical formed in 1989 on the second shift at Meridian Aircraft Service, a general-aviation maintenance operation off Jabara Airport in Wichita. Its members were, by trade, A&P mechanics — people who spent their days inside Cessnas and Bonanzas with the cowlings off. According to the archive, they did not set out to form a band. They set out to identify a vibration. During a compression check in Hangar 4, a Continental engine at run-up produced a low resonant drone. Del Krantz stated, flatly, that it was a B-flat. Roy Vandersloot disagreed. The argument that followed lasted the better part of a week and is described, in the band's own account, as the first rehearsal. They held from the beginning that music and maintenance were the same discipline practiced on different materials: a song, like an airframe, was either within tolerance or it was not.

NOTE“We did not start a band. We started an argument, and the argument had a tempo.” — Del Krantz, on the founding of Mechanical
An aircraft engine on a test stand
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List of Certificated Personnel

Del Krantz

01-10

Del Krantz

FUNCTION
Vocals, rhythm guitar
CERTIFICATE
A&P · Inspection Authorization
STATUS
Still holds his IA. Still current. Still right.

“A chord is either within tolerance or it is not.”

Roy Vandersloot

01-20

Roy Vandersloot

FUNCTION
Lead guitar
CERTIFICATE
A&P · sheet metal
STATUS
Runs a sheet-metal shop in Derby. Will not discuss the tempo.

“It was not a B-flat.”

Marlin Bemis

01-30

Marlin Bemis

“Torque”

FUNCTION
Bass
CERTIFICATE
A&P · engine overhaul
STATUS
Overhauls engines in Augusta, Kansas. The nickname predates the band. He declines to explain it.

“To spec.”

Wendell Pruett

01-40

Wendell Pruett

FUNCTION
Drums
CERTIFICATE
Repairman · propeller shop
STATUS
Balances propellers for a living. Considers this the same job as before.

“A metronome is a suggestion. A tach is a fact.”

Emmett Ostrander

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Emmett Ostrander

FUNCTION
Keys, samples, engine recordings, electronics
CERTIFICATE
Private Pilot, ASEL · avionics bench
STATUS
Still flying. Single-engine, day VFR. The others note he never did get the instrument rating.

“There is turbulence. I have been in it.”

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Time Limits — Recordings

Four records, 1990–1997. Each one released when it was ready and not before.

REFYEARRECORDINTERVALREMARKS
05-101990Annual12 cal moTheir first record. Named for the inspection, not the calendar.OPEN →
05-201992Airworthiness DirectiveMandatoryA mandatory record, in their telling. Compliance was not presented as optional.OPEN →
05-301994Time Between Overhaul2,000 hrThe one everyone points to. Also the longest gap they were willing to tolerate.OPEN →
05-401997Squawk SheetOpenA list of everything found wrong, set to music. Their last.OPEN →
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Powerplant — Run-Up

Three recordings are released for service. Play at full power. Monitor for vibration.

Airworthiness Directive · 1992

Magneto Drop

Airworthiness Directive · 1992

Firewall

Squawk Sheet · 1997

Unairworthy

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Servicing — Performance Logbook

Every performance was logged to the tenth of an hour, the way one logs a Hobbs meter. These entries are the ones the archive can verify.

ENTRYDATELOCATIONSIGNED
001Nov 3, 1990Hangar 4, WichitaD. Krantz, IA
002Jun 15, 1991Airframe Local 921 Hall, WichitaD. Krantz, IA
003Sep 26, 1992The Riveters' Club, DerbyD. Krantz, IA
004Mar 19, 1994Static Test Facility, unauthorizedD. Krantz, IA
005Aug 8, 1995Kansas Aviation Expo, one set onlyD. Krantz, IA
006Feb 14, 1997The Pressure Vessel, WichitaD. Krantz, IA
007Oct 30, 1998Hangar 4, WichitaD. Krantz, IA
The Riveters' Club in Derby, Kansas
FIG. 12-1 The Riveters' Club, Derby. September 1992.
The band in a static test facility
FIG. 12-2 Static Test Facility, 1994. Unauthorized.
An open maintenance logbook
FIG. 12-3 The logbook. Every set to the tenth of an hour.
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Standard Practices

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Second Shift

Mechanical came together at Meridian Aircraft Service on the second shift in 1989. All five were certificated mechanics — airframe, powerplant, propeller, avionics, and one IA inspector who outranked the rest and reminded them of it. None of them, by their own account, intended to start a band.

What they intended to do was identify a vibration. A Continental engine at run-up in Hangar 4 produced a low resonant drone. Krantz called it a B-flat. Vandersloot said it was not. The argument ran the better part of a week, and by the end of it Bemis was holding the low end, Pruett had set a tempo against a shop tachometer, and Ostrander had recorded the engine off the test stand — a recording he insists to this day is not a sample but a document.

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Within Tolerance

Mechanical held that music and maintenance were the same discipline practiced on different materials. A song, like an airframe, was either within tolerance or it was not. They tuned to A440 because the manual said so. They logged every performance to the tenth of an hour, the way one logs a Hobbs meter, and kept the sheets.

They refused to play any room without a concrete floor, for reasons they considered self-evident and declined to explain. Their label, Thrust Reverser Recordings, was named after a jet component by a band that played strictly piston aircraft, and the archive has never established why. Setlists were handed to the sound man as a run-up checklist. Nobody who worked with them found any of this unusual for long.

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The Pilot

Emmett Ostrander was the outlier, and the band never pretended otherwise. He ran the keys, the samples, and the engine recordings — but the real distinction was simpler. He was the only member who left the ground. He held a Private Pilot certificate, and the other four were certificated to fix airplanes, not fly them. In hangar culture that is a real and affectionate divide, and Mechanical lived on the mechanic's side of it.

It sharpened the tagline. "There is no turbulence. There is only insufficient understanding" is a mechanic's line — it denies the subjective. Ostrander is the one man in the band who has actually felt turbulence at altitude, and therefore the only one who knows the line is wrong. He never corrected them.

By 1998 the others had families and other shops, and the band came apart the way an annual inspection ends: quietly, on schedule, everything signed off. Krantz maintains the catalog is airworthy. To date, nobody has produced a squawk.

Hangar 4 at night with a Cessna inside
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Squawk Sheet

Discrepancies reported by members of the public, with the corrective action taken. The band considered every one of them closed.

DISCREPANCY

I have seen a lot of bar bands. I have never seen one tune to A440 because "the manual says so" and then log the set to the tenth of an hour. Mechanical played for fifty-one minutes. The drummer did not drift. I checked.

Reported by: Air Capital Sound, Wichita — 1994

CORRECTIVE ACTION

Logged. Drift checked against the shop tach. None found.

Signed off

DISCREPANCY

I torque bolts for a living. These men torque a downbeat. I do not know how else to say it. Left mag only, and it still ran clean.

Reported by: A&P mechanic, Jabara Airport

CORRECTIVE ACTION

Concur. Mag drop within limits.

Signed off

DISCREPANCY

They played in an actual hangar with an actual Cessna behind them. At one point the low end lined up with an engine running on the test stand and I felt it in my chest. I have described this to people. They do not believe me. The archive does.

Reported by: Attendee, Meridian Aircraft Service — 1996

CORRECTIVE ACTION

Noted. The test stand was running. It was supposed to be.

Signed off

DISCREPANCY

The singer kept saying there is no turbulence, only insufficient understanding. I have flown a line of storms over the Flint Hills. There is turbulence. But the keyboard player knew that. He never said anything either.

Reported by: Private pilot, name withheld

CORRECTIVE ACTION

Pilot report acknowledged. No further action. See Ostrander.

Signed off

DISCREPANCY

Loud. Precise. Difficult to dance to — though the band would take dancing as evidence the tempo was wrong. I left with a ringing in my ears and an unexpected respect for compression ratios.

Reported by: The Sedgwick Weekly — 1995

CORRECTIVE ACTION

Dancing observed at 1:12 into the set. Tempo re-verified. Tempo was correct.

Signed off

DISCREPANCY

Someone in the crowd yelled that the founding vibration was not a B-flat. The lead guitarist stopped, looked directly at him, and said nothing. Best sixty seconds of live music I have witnessed.

Reported by: Show attendee, Wichita — 1992

CORRECTIVE ACTION

It was not a B-flat. Closed.

Signed off

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Placards and Markings

Placards are required. Shirts are not. The band recommends both.

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THERE IS NO TURBULENCE. THERE IS ONLY INSUFFICIENT UNDERSTANDING.
NO STEP
TUNED TO A440. THE MANUAL SAYS SO.
Mechanical show poster